SMMFGDH

stands for 'shake my mutha fuckin god damn head' or maybe ' shakING my mutha fuckin god damn head'. used when people think what is going on is so ignorant there is nothing to do but just shake their head. used when they really think this is the dumbest thing known to mankind!

Girl: ( monday ) what is love really? dont need no man for me!
-wow-
Girl: ( tuesday ) fuck love! im done trying!
- of course -

Girl: ( wednesday ) when i met you things all changed!
-smh-
Girl: ( thurday ) crushing so HARD !
-smfh-
Girl: ( friday ) I lovee you baby ! and everybody says boys are no good! well he juss proved them ALL wrong!
-smmfh-
Girl: ( weekend ) been with him! i love you

-SMMFGDH-
Girl: ( monday ) FUCK HIM ! EVERYBODY I GIVE MY HEART TOO BREAKS IT !

SMMFGDH by the bestestt ! September 30, 2010

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smmfgdh

Smmfgdh: Branching off of the simple "smh", which is 'shaking my head' for people who aren't familiar, "smmfgdh" is a more dramatic approach and means 'shaking my motherfucking god damn head.' It's more for those very serious moments...like when you're about to bag it, and she ends up smelling like fish. Or when your girl had to run to her car and get her GPS in an attempt to find your schlong. Or when McDonald's gives you mustard when you CLEARLY asked for ketchup. SMMFGDH.

An example of smmfgdh is up there...bustas.

smmfgdh by Douches. November 1, 2010

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SMMFGDH • SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS • SMMFSDH

SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS

Shaking My Mother Fucking God Damn Head Til It Falls Off And Rolls Down The Street

Mostly used when something is so ridiculous you couldn't stop shaking your head in awe

Mary: Hey did you see Ices Brown dance for you video on Youtube?
Jim: All i can say is SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS

SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS by ThatBitchFromC/O 2012 July 20, 2012

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SMMFSDH

shaking my muddafather smurfing darn head

The gas prices are rising as my pay/wages remain the same and/or decreasing. SMMFSDH

SMMFSDH by 1/2 Key May 19, 2011

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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