SMMFGDH

stands for 'shake my mutha fuckin god damn head' or maybe ' shakING my mutha fuckin god damn head'. used when people think what is going on is so ignorant there is nothing to do but just shake their head. used when they really think this is the dumbest thing known to mankind!

Girl: ( monday ) what is love really? dont need no man for me!
-wow-
Girl: ( tuesday ) fuck love! im done trying!
- of course -

Girl: ( wednesday ) when i met you things all changed!
-smh-
Girl: ( thurday ) crushing so HARD !
-smfh-
Girl: ( friday ) I lovee you baby ! and everybody says boys are no good! well he juss proved them ALL wrong!
-smmfh-
Girl: ( weekend ) been with him! i love you

-SMMFGDH-
Girl: ( monday ) FUCK HIM ! EVERYBODY I GIVE MY HEART TOO BREAKS IT !

SMMFGDH by the bestestt ! September 30, 2010

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smmfgdh

Smmfgdh: Branching off of the simple "smh", which is 'shaking my head' for people who aren't familiar, "smmfgdh" is a more dramatic approach and means 'shaking my motherfucking god damn head.' It's more for those very serious moments...like when you're about to bag it, and she ends up smelling like fish. Or when your girl had to run to her car and get her GPS in an attempt to find your schlong. Or when McDonald's gives you mustard when you CLEARLY asked for ketchup. SMMFGDH.

An example of smmfgdh is up there...bustas.

smmfgdh by Douches. November 1, 2010

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SMMFGDH • SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS • SMMFSDH

SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS

Shaking My Mother Fucking God Damn Head Til It Falls Off And Rolls Down The Street

Mostly used when something is so ridiculous you couldn't stop shaking your head in awe

Mary: Hey did you see Ices Brown dance for you video on Youtube?
Jim: All i can say is SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS

SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS by ThatBitchFromC/O 2012 July 20, 2012

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SMMFSDH

shaking my muddafather smurfing darn head

The gas prices are rising as my pay/wages remain the same and/or decreasing. SMMFSDH

SMMFSDH by 1/2 Key May 19, 2011

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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