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smellaphone 

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.
The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.
smellaphone by Stebo November 18, 2004

smellaholic 

Dat dude reeks he's a smellaholic.
smellaholic by rbmmblnd March 17, 2017

smellaphone 

When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.
Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.
smellaphone by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

Smellzations 

An intense odor, mostly absolutely wonderful, that is too awesome to describe. Can also be used to describe something so foul you can't even explain how nasty it is.
The cookies my mother had made released some awesome smellzations into the air.

When that kid fell into the lake, the smellzations made me want to puke my lungs out.

Spellation 

Whats the spellation of that word?
Spellation by SHiTTy MiCK April 16, 2007

Swellations

My baby kissed me and I immediately got swellations.
Swellations by JaysBadBaby October 25, 2007