smellaphone 

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.

The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.

smellaphone by Stebo November 18, 2004

smellaphone 

When you pick up a telephone to find that a previous user has left a nauseating odor on it, such as Avon perfume or burrito breath.

Don't answer that smellaphone, or you'll regret it.

smellaphone by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

smellathon 

a word created by james and dan around 99 or 2000, which means the act of smelly alot

Danielle and Julie are smellathons or on the computor smellathon comes out smellethan when spoken

smellathon by jimbo December 18, 2003

shellphone 

The device that sea creatures use to communicate long distances.

shell (n.) Look up shell at Dictionary.com

O.E. sciell, scill, Anglian scell "seashell, eggshell," related to O.E. scealu "shell, husk," from P.Gmc. *skaljo "divide, separate" (cf. W.Fris. skyl "peel, rind," M.L.G. schelle "pod, rind, egg shell," Goth. skalja "tile"), with the notion of "covering that splits off," from PIE base *(s)kel- "to cut, cleave" (cf. O.C.S. skolika "shell," Rus. skala "bark").

phone (n.) Look up phone at Dictionary.com

1884, shortening of telephone. The verb is attested from 1889, from the noun. Phone book first recorded 1925; phone booth 1927.

Crab: "I wish I could talk to Dolphin but he's visiting the Atlantic Ocean."
Fish: "Here just call him on my shellphone!"
Crab: "Thanks!"

shellphone by Scrat2o2 November 15, 2011

smellawhore 

1) A person who smells like a whore

2)A Laoise

omg do you smell that?

-yea smells like a whore to me

i think it's laoise,

-well makes sense cos she's a whore

dont you mean she's a smellawhore?

-yea i guess

smellawhore by down with laoise December 18, 2011