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Speciation 

The process by which new species arise.
Speciation gives rise to new types of animals.
Speciation by Mega nutter February 15, 2017

shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"
shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

sellvation 

Cheap, quick, and/or easy salvation that demands nothing of the believer but a wallet or checkbook, offered by televangelists and others who practice a superficial Frankenfaith
Those evangelicals are masters of sellvation; they market their religiosity well and make a fortune from it.
sellvation by Slackie Onassis June 22, 2007

selationship 

A secret relationship involving desire that the two involved do not want to reveal.
Ali is in a selationship with Sam

smellathon 

a word created by james and dan around 99 or 2000, which means the act of smelly alot
Danielle and Julie are smellathons or on the computor smellathon comes out smellethan when spoken
smellathon by jimbo December 18, 2003
the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart
What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.
shellatio by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005