That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.
Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"
A drunk who can swill down a 16 ounce malt liquor in three gulps.
Did you see the way Noreen swilled down that beer? She acted like she hadn’t a beer in a long time. Try to see if you can bum a beer off her, forget it! She ain’t nothing but a swillaholic!!
Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every singlenight when it’s completely dried up.
That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.
A person who feels that they can never have enough deodorant, perfume or cologne. They sprey intense amounts in hopes that people think that they smell good when it is actually overwhelming.
Guy 1: Dude, you don't have to spray on that AXE Body Spray every 5 minutes.