Avon is a moisturizing company that is mainly used by specky twats. but it is most commonly found and sold by nonces at playgrounds or children hospitals. yer da sells avon to lil kids you speccy cunt and i garuntee succy mcfucky mcflurry fireants babybell
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"your dad keeps on knocking on my door trying to sell me avon, can you tell him to leave me alone?"

"seriously, it's getting really annoying now. please can you tell him that under no circumstances do i want to buy avon from him"
by eruditeblob August 9, 2016
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Preptown, USA. Don't come to Avon, there's nothing here but preps and strip-malls.
Kid 1: Where do you live?
Kid 2: Avon
Kid 1: Oh, I'm sorry.
by that one girl February 26, 2004
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Avon is a boy who is most likely short black and has a massive cock.
"Avon has a massive cock"
by father of DICKtion April 1, 2020
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Misconceived as one of the richer towns in Connecticut. It's not. It's only number 12 or something. It's an alright place to grow up - but most people plan on getting out as soon as possible.
Avon is a town just like yours - it's no big deal.
by Aalllliiee August 24, 2006
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1) River in England - Shakespeare's birthplace, Stratford-upon-Avon, is on the banks of this river.

2)Door-to-door cosmetics firm.

3) US-based paperback book publisher

4) The amoral antihero of the last two seasons of the British TV series Blake's 7, who became the main character when Blake was written out at the end of season 2.
2) Ding-dong, "Avon calling!"
by The Lone Magpie May 6, 2005
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A river that runs through Christchurch, New Zealand. In New Zealand it is considered a national joke, as the Avon River is a common dumping ground for dead bodies, especially prostitutes, which can be found on Manchester Street, near the bridge that crosses the Avon River.
As used recently in the Roast of Mike King: "...a man who's career is deader than a hooker floating down the Avon."
by Petey-pop-tart December 22, 2010
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