Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

rhoids

Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.

I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

hubba-hubba

The worst phrase ever uttered by the "Greatest Generation," meaning something very desireable, such as a beautiful woman, or an indication of approval.

Hubba-hubba, Joe, did you see the wonderful gams on that swell dame? (Presently, anyone caught using hubba-hubba should be flogged & fined.)

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

stinky slinky

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.

During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

WMD

1.Weapons of Mass Destruction--A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.

If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.

by Monkdunker September 03, 2003

Viagravation

Frustration caused by the inability to get an erection after taking a dose of Viagra.

He's suffering from viagravation because he still can't get it up, even though he took a dose of Viagra.

by Monkdunker November 24, 2003

sobig

Something too large to be comprehended or utilized for any useful purpose, or a computer virus.

1.That sobig virus trashed my computer.
2.John, your tool is sobig that I'm gonna have to charge you extra if ya wanna hummer.
3.Blaine, that book for my Organic Chemistry class was like sobig that I didn't bother to try and read it, so that bastardo professor flunked me.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003