Monkdunker's definitions

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

porcelain palace

Term used to describe any burger joint that is housed in a white, porcelain building. Applicable to places like White Castle, or many of the older burger joints in white buildings.

Let's find a good porcelain palace and get some sliders for lunch.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

coyote ugly

Waking up from a drunken stupor to find that your sexual partner of the previous night is not only ghastly, but is sleeping with his/her head resting on your arm. The only way to escape, without waking the beast, is to chew off your arm and flee.

Dude, that girl you picked up at the bar was coyote ugly.

by Monkdunker August 28, 2003

rhoids

Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.

I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

hubba-hubba

The worst phrase ever uttered by the "Greatest Generation," meaning something very desireable, such as a beautiful woman, or an indication of approval.

Hubba-hubba, Joe, did you see the wonderful gams on that swell dame? (Presently, anyone caught using hubba-hubba should be flogged & fined.)

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

stinky slinky

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.

During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

himbo

The male version of a bimbo, whore, or slut.

He's such a himbo that he'd sleep with anything that has, or had, a pulse.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003