Computor
Computor by The village moron January 7, 2010
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doing my homework on the computor
The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.
A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.
Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.
A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.
Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.
doing my homework on the computor by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009
Screaming Computor
a computor that makes a strange BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound and random times and wont SHUT THE FUCK UP and the only way to stop it is by holding the fan
Screaming Computor by anonymous December 18, 2021
Computer Whiz
A computer whiz is a person who is an expert with technology, and can often blow some people's minds with their capabilities.
Computer Whiz by Bigdirtyjoe May 24, 2019
School Computer
Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
School Computer by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
old computer
Holly: Demi do you know how many days are in the year?
Demi: No, uhh 267?
Holly: shaking my fucking head. you’re an old computer
Demi: No, uhh 267?
Holly: shaking my fucking head. you’re an old computer
old computer by veronica cancklep June 9, 2018
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