smegmatron

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.

Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.

by tubbytub June 13, 2008

sexmatron

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.

You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.

by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015

smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.

That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

by The michael of all michaels May 21, 2007

smegatron

A word used to describe a large grumpy lazy twat. Does nothing but accumulate a thick layer of strong scented smeg.

OI Steve stop being a Smegatron a give us a hand.

by sm3gatr0n February 8, 2022

Smegmagon

(noun) The geometric shape of a clusterfuck.

I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.

by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021

Schmegmatronic

The act of dancing to electronic music so hard that the schmega slides down from your nasty unwashed genitalia and rubs between the thighs.

Did you see Jessica in the club last night? Too bad she was wearing a skirt, her favorite song came on and she went full schmegmatronic

by That Blue Girl March 11, 2022

smegatron

Someone who attracts alot of 'smeg' or 'resin' to the mouth-piece of a bong.

"Rick is the full smegatron, alwayz getting resin on his lips and shit form smoking out of a bong."

by Diego September 9, 2003