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smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmatron 

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.
Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.
smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019
The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.
That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

Smegadon 

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.
Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.
Smegadon by crabstein December 17, 2008

Smegmavenger 

One who avenges a comrade whose smegma has been stolen. When your friend has had his smegma stolen, you must re-obtain it and return it to him promptly.
The smegmavenger got my smegma back!
Smegmavenger by Poopshoemagoo June 1, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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