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A man with an absurd amount or smegma (dick cheese) which is used to make 3D models of Sharks. It is commonly used as an insult towards the uncircumcised smegma havers.
Person 1: "Damn bro, I have a lot of smegma."
Person 2: "You should become a Smegmadon"
Smegmadon by NotGaryWilko February 18, 2024

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmatron 

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.
Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.
smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Smegadon 

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.
Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.
Smegadon by crabstein December 17, 2008
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