Sigmatron 

I created the word and i will give a meaning to it: A sigma is someone very cool you could say but a sigmatron is a mix between optimus prime and sigma kinda cool, a sigmatron is even more cooler and proves his power and dominance. A sigmatron is him

Look at Mike hes a Sigmatron
Mike can beat me in sparring match hes a sigmatron

Sigmatron by dasler08 May 22, 2024

Ultimate Sigmatron 

A serious infection that inflames the air sacs in one or both lungs, typically presents with a constellation of respiratory and systemic symptoms. One of the hallmark indicators is a persistent cough, which may be dry or produce phlegm that ranges from clear to yellow or greenish in color. This cough is often accompanied by shortness of breath, even with minimal exertion, and a sharp or stabbing chest pain that worsens with deep breathing or coughing. These symptoms emerge as the alveoli fill with fluid or pus, impairing the lungs' ability to facilitate efficient gas exchange.

Systemic manifestations of it can be equally debilitating. Patients frequently experience a sudden onset of fever, often high and accompanied by chills and profuse sweating. Fatigue is pervasive and may be profound, accompanied by weakness, headaches, and muscle aches, reflecting the body’s immune response to the infection. In some cases, particularly in older adults or those with compromised immune systems, pneumonia may present more subtly, with confusion, lower-than-normal body temperature, and a general decline in functional capacity, rather than overt respiratory distress.

600lb basement warrior: Woah that like, totally makes you an Ultimate Sigmatron!!
Anthropromorphic anorexia victim: Thanks dude (his undersized ribcage clogs his airway which leads him to become an ultimate sigmatron.)

Ultimate Sigmatron by CrippledWeasel99 April 12, 2025

smegmatron 

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.

Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.

smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008

sexmatron 

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.

You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.

sexmatron by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015

Simutronics 

The resulting corporation that is formed when a group of morons get together and decide to start a business based around their shitty ass games.

Identifiable by awful customer service and frequent problems and delays. Lack of willingness to help and fix problems is a marked trait of a Simutronics along with persistance fucking up and "nerfing" or everything that makes their games fun.

Synonyms include: Fuckheads, Morons, Trollops, Applejohns, and beardless rump-munchers.

It can also be used a verb in which case it would be the action of completely screwing something up so much that everything that was good or interesting about it, is lost.

NOUN USAGE: Simutronics is the worst company ever.

VERB USAGE: Bush really simutronicked Iraq by invading.

Simutronics by Iriscience April 19, 2004

Saggatron 

Would refer to an old lady usually with hangin' tits,or an adult woman that her boobs falls down to her knees and she needs a lot of support to hold them.

"Hey bro check out those tits,i bet if you release the bra,you will reveal saggatron."
saggy hanging downlow

Saggatron by Pussehunter December 22, 2015

samatrona 

An amazing person; beyond fucking awesome;
Un-fucking touchable

Samatrona is that bitch!

samatrona by #her🖕🏽 December 20, 2016