smegar 

1. for all u goody two shooes out there who dont like to swear, its a word u can use instead of swearing.
2. a person who is unnormal and stupid
3. to describe a person who is unnormal and stupid

1. Oh smegar, someone just threw a tomato at me.
2. "mother" said john the smegar "my underpants are not clean!"
3. the smegar said, "the word cat is actually roman in greek, and it was passed down from the very first centruary "

smegar by Hannah March 12, 2003

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

smearious 

A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.

Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"

smearious by IKilledJP July 26, 2010

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018

End Of Financial Smear 

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.

Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.

End Of Financial Smear by Zonal K June 28, 2018

smear campaign 

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".

"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me

smear campaign by Dave May 19, 2004

smearns 

A violent scottish bastard

"Wow, that guy is a real smearns"

smearns by WhoWhoWhoWho July 27, 2012