smeeph

A fart that can't be considered a fart, but is loud enough to not be considered a toot

Todd just tooted,

No that was more of a smeeph in my opinion

by Flumppers August 3, 2022

smeechy

It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!

I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!

by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012

erween.smeeth

Biggest Erwin Simp I know. WOULD CREATE A UTOPIA OF ERWIN BABIES. Would fight a titan for you (is also an omega BUT WONT ADMIT)

Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie

by Erwinsleftnutsack June 15, 2021

smeecher

Usually a teenager who plays video games, but has body odor consistently.

“Dude this kid Smeecher is trying so hard”

by Rogersmith1000 April 14, 2020

Smeepole

Two penises getting blown by the same mouth at the same time, while both penises are intoxicated. Alcohol, marijuana, or both can lead to the intoxication.

Note: Races may occur to see who erupts first, because the slower of the two will have the others victory juice on his manhood.

Matt: Yeah, I guess they got a Smeepole by that one chick.

You: That is so fucking gay man. What were they thinking?

Matt: Well they weren't. I'd be surprised if they were awake for it.

by Cocktits McGee March 30, 2011

sleephitmeyuh

Sleephitmeyuh is a rude awakening from your partner as they slap, scratch, stab, punch, drop bows or kick the shit out of you supposedly because of their spasms or involuntary body movements that occur because of nightmares and bad or erotic dreams.

Me: OUCH! WTF!?!
Jean: Oh I'm sorry . . . Did I wake you up?
Me: Dag, I think I'm bleedin'
Jean: I was running. Then I was calling you to come pick me up, and and and You were already sitting down somewhere with all our friends and and You wouldn't . . .
Me: Oh, okay. It's just sleephitmeyuh again.
(20 minutes later)
Jean: Are you asleep?
Me: NO!

by SteveCory January 26, 2011

smeeshed

so completely smashed you decide it is a good idea to have sex with small animals

dude how smeeshed were you last night.

by JP lossman March 7, 2007