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Definitions by SteveCory

Wishlexia 

a disorder which can cause a consumer difficulty in making a clearance sale purchase.
Cashier: That'll be $37.50.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.
Wishlexia by SteveCory July 29, 2011

googlewagnall 

An online search utility which displays results which include organic and most often paid advertisements.
Her: WTF is that?

Him: IDK, look it up in your googlewagnall!
googlewagnall by SteveCory June 22, 2011

sleephitmeyuh 

Sleephitmeyuh is a rude awakening from your partner as they slap, scratch, stab, punch, drop bows or kick the shit out of you supposedly because of their spasms or involuntary body movements that occur because of nightmares and bad or erotic dreams.
Me: OUCH! WTF!?!
Jean: Oh I'm sorry . . . Did I wake you up?
Me: Dag, I think I'm bleedin'
Jean: I was running. Then I was calling you to come pick me up, and and and You were already sitting down somewhere with all our friends and and You wouldn't . . .
Me: Oh, okay. It's just sleephitmeyuh again.
(20 minutes later)
Jean: Are you asleep?
Me: NO!
sleephitmeyuh by SteveCory January 26, 2011