semephobe

A phobia characterized by having an uncontrollable fear of injesting semen. Semephobics usually won't injest food that in anyway resembles semen.

This guy doesn't eat creamy white substances because he's a semephobe.

by Mr. Mojo January 22, 2013

Sexphobe

a fear of sex and other sexual connonations, comments, jokes, statements and thoughts.

Please don't. I'm a sexphobe.

by oldbaby February 21, 2011

Semenphobia

Fear of sperm.

Lydia who was not into girls but fear men, due to her semenphobia.

by Master Perle September 5, 2011

Florida State Semenhole

Not to be confused with the Florida State Seminoles - though a tomahawk chop and chanting are involved. Dropping your load in the face of your partner followed by spreading it on their face like war paint. Typically, right before climax you begin to chant, plant your sword in your partners face, and finish with the tomahawk chop just like Chief Osceola.

Dude, what the actual fuck are you doing? Hey, I'm getting my chant & tomahawk chop on - sounds like Adam is frosting another donut Florida State Semenhole style.

by Lovell from UT November 2, 2010

sexyphobe

A Fear of Sexiness sexy

An uneasy, scared or negative feeling towards someone who is deemed sexy

"That guy was so sexy I had to run away in the opposite direction"

"That models sexiness scared the hell out of me"
"You are such a sexyphobe"

by Roadtripper January 11, 2009

semaphoremommystermaterymologists

A person who studies what a semaphoremommystermatery is.

Joanna: I want to be a semaphoremommystermaterymologist with Johnny!
Johnny: Same.
Jackson: So, you two are planning to be semaphoremommystermaterymologists?

by telephrotographicallistism April 7, 2022

semaphoremommystermaterymologists

Plural form of semaphoremommystermaterymologist.

Gar272_rett: hey i want me and jackson to be semaphoremommystermaterymologists.
J@(ks0nisep1c: Okay, fine. I'll be a semaphoremommystermaterymologist with Garrett.

by telephrotographicallistism April 7, 2022