smatchy

Something that smells old, sour, and a bit musty

Emma smells a bit smatchy today old sour drunk

by Ambizzlefy January 14, 2016

smatchy chawch

An asshole that smells sour

That guy's a smatchy chawch

by Drunkisish May 21, 2017

Smatchmo

from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.

"I want to name him Smatchmo the trumpeteer."

by Billye May 28, 2008

smitchy

More than a snitch = a smitch. Excessive snitching, or threats to snitch would make one smitchy...

Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.

Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..

Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.

Dude: Quit being smitchy...

by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010

Skatchy

A cross between sketchy and shady. Used to describe weird or strange happenings.

Girl 1: Do you see that creeper staring at us over there?
Girl 2: Oh my god he's so skatchy!

by hoodoomuse March 3, 2011

Snatchy McSnatcherson

Someone who grabs something very hastily.

At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.

by JaneLuvsTarzan January 23, 2009

snatchy snatch

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.

You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.

by Thesnatchiest September 27, 2013