slonks

Clothes that you wear when relaxing (not pjs or clothes you normally wear out)
Comes from slonking
Clothes inlude joggers or relatively loose fitting, comfy clothing

"I've got my slonks on"
"Gonna go put some slonky gear on"

slonks by bubblemint December 26, 2022

Stonks 

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

Stonks by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

Stonks 

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

Stonks by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stonks 

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

Stonks by DankStonks June 17, 2019

stonks 

buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

stonks

stonks by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Slonk 

Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.

"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"

Slonk by hgfjmhtf September 18, 2018

Stonks 

A meme used to describe a retarded economic decision. It is commonly followed with a picture of Meme man standing behind a picture of a stock market with the caption "stonks".

Me: Trades 100 wood for 1 emerald

My friend: Stonks

Stonks by Retardy McMemester June 21, 2019