Slonk

Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.

"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"

by hgfjmhtf September 18, 2018

Slonk

Guzzling raw eggs in large quantities

"I will slonk 36 eggs and gain 50 pounds"

by TheoCurrance January 21, 2022

Slonk

The act of smoking the popular plant known as marijuana in a heavy and aggressive way.

Gamer 1: Yo dog wanna slonk some gang weed?
Gamer 2: Hell ya lets get shmacked.

by ultimatecoconut November 8, 2019

slonk

Sitting doing nothing (or perhaps reading or watching the TV), probably in a warm room in the afternoon or evening.

"Let's go out"
"I'd sooner just slonk tonight"

by Nemus2 May 10, 2009

slonk

1. Sudden onset of tiredness, usually after being highly energized or inspired for a long period of time.
2. A magical effect caused by the approach of dawn, which happens at exactly the same time every morning, causing people who have been up all night to suddenly get very tired, sometimes to the point where they fall asleep immediately.

"Yeah, yeah, irc is gre-*SLONK*- zzzz..."

"Now all i have to do is finish off the enemy with my tanks while-*SLONK*- zzzz..."

"Sorry i'm late, i was up all night and i thought i'd be fine for work, but the slonk struck unexpectedly."

by Zalfir January 9, 2006

slonk

used among very few people.

1. a person who shows you something on a computer that they think its funny and its not even remotely funny

2.a very annoying person

1.dude rob is such a slonk, every five minutes hes showing me these gay flash things.

2.dude jeff is such a slonk, hes always on my nerves.

by fat dan December 1, 2004

Slonk

Repeated thick, slimy, wet slaps.

Justin Trudeau: You ever crank so hard your dick be slonkin on the ground?
Ryan: My dick only slonks when I be crunkin, not crankin, Justin
Justin Trudeau: Well when you crunk, give it a good o’l slonk for me
Ryan: Word

by donkeydicks974 November 26, 2022