Slonked

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Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

Slonked by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

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Slonked

A welsh term for when you knock someone out so hard they either start to foam out the mouth or start to have a seizure or both

Did you here Mattew just slonked Jamie he is literally in the hospital recovering

Slonked by Fat slobby gremmy January 2, 2019

Related Words

Slonked • slonked out • Shit Slonked Silly Style • Stonked • slonkey • swonked • shlonked • skonked • slanked • Slocked

Slonked

Drunk to the point where you are on the ground in a tired phase of spinnyness.

Me: Damn bro you were wayyy out of it last night
You: Yeah my dude you were slonked lmao.

Slonked by Sam5927 September 7, 2017

Slonked

A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep

Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!

Slonked by EllaL173 August 14, 2022

slonked out

a very loose vagina

penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore

slonked out by bozwob March 29, 2008

Shit Slonked Silly Style

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

Shit Slonked Silly Style by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

Slunked

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

Slunked by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026