by hgfjmhtf September 18, 2018

by TheoCurrance January 21, 2022

by ultimatecoconut November 08, 2019

Justin Trudeau: You ever crank so hard your dick be slonkin on the ground?
Ryan: My dick only slonks when I be crunkin, not crankin, Justin
Justin Trudeau: Well when you crunk, give it a good o’l slonk for me
Ryan: Word
Ryan: My dick only slonks when I be crunkin, not crankin, Justin
Justin Trudeau: Well when you crunk, give it a good o’l slonk for me
Ryan: Word
by donkeydicks974 November 26, 2022

The slonk is shiny.
by Razgriz_166 April 30, 2009

Two guys, seemingly twins separated at birth, virtually identical in appearance and personality. Useless as individuals, however when paired up they can get the job done.
by Mr. French Tickler January 14, 2016
