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slongshot 

A fun mistake. Usually a byproduct of autocorrect. However comma, unless you make it an inside joke, it's usually a freak incident.
Person 1: I could use a slingshot, have my friends drive it to your mailbox, I could probably use some ballistic missiles to carry it there too.

Person 2: Hmmm. I like the slongshot idea.

Person 1: ooh that's a fun mistake
slongshot by UnpaidIntern December 23, 2018

Slugshot 

Guys who send selfies to women with their cock out.
Plural.......Slugshots
Sent this Beautiful Blond on Tinder a Slugshot...........Didn't get a reply.....
Slugshot by GS71 April 7, 2015

Malaysian Slingshot 

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.
I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.
Malaysian Slingshot by SourJay June 15, 2010

Chinese Slingshot 

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.
Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.
Chinese Slingshot by DannyBonco March 15, 2007
whilst camping a fortnight ago, I slangshat a bear in the face to prevent it from stealing my food. this was unwise as I am now missing an arm.
Slangshat by theboat144 September 7, 2011

Double Barrel Slingshot 

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.
He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.