Slonking

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.

Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.

by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018

Slonking

Slonking, Verb

Typically defined as the manner in which a true gamer consumes Gang Weed. Recently it has come to refer to the sexual act of vaginally penetrating a girl with your nose coupled with deeply inhaling the natural aromas and juices. The act of expelling this collected juice is referred to a Slonk Rocket.

"Tyreese gave me a good slonking last night. Wasn't really into 69'ing but with his nose he can really slonk me deep"

by JimblesSocal August 6, 2020

stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

by Kaworu April 12, 2005

Slanking

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.

My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.

by DGBE July 27, 2018

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Slowking

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp

"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)

by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016

stonking

Fantastic!

had a stonking time

by Anonymous May 6, 2003