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Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.
Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

sleepdurbation 

similar to sleep walking but masturbating or jacking off instead of walking
i woke up in a sticky spot this morning

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation

Sleepurbating 

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.
After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.
Sleepurbating by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011

Sleeperbating

The act of falling asleep when one had previous plans to masterbate.
Everything was going to plan, then I wound up sleeperbating.
Sleeperbating by LolaLovesRed December 2, 2019

Sleepurbating 

kinda like sleep walking but masturbating
My girlfriend woke me up last night ad told me i was sleepurbating again thats the third time this week
Sleepurbating by Pimpopotamus August 7, 2010

sleepdurbation 

similar to sleep walking but instead of walking you masturbate
I woke up in a very sticky spot on my bed last night

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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