sleepdurbation
sleepdurbation by mountaindewher June 26, 2010
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sleepdurbation
sleepdurbation by mountaindewher June 24, 2010
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Sleepturbating
The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.
Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.
Dude: Whaddaya mean?
Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.
Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Dude: Whaddaya mean?
Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.
Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Sleepturbating by emuishere December 20, 2009
Sleepurbating
Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.
After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.
Sleepurbating by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011
Sleepurbating
My girlfriend woke me up last night ad told me i was sleepurbating again thats the third time this week
Sleepurbating by Pimpopotamus August 7, 2010
sleepurbating
John slept over at my house last night and i woke up in the middle of the night to find him sleepurbating.
So Doc, here is the thing my wife is mad because i am a chronic sleepurbater.
So Doc, here is the thing my wife is mad because i am a chronic sleepurbater.
sleepurbating by Clark Willow September 30, 2008
sleepturbation
I was really tired, so I fell asleep. During my nap, my girlfriend walked in and I was sleepturbating. Boy did I hear that the rest the evening.
Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.
Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.
sleepturbation by Ilovecocaine June 2, 2015
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