I was really tired, so I fell asleep. During my nap, my girlfriend walked in and I was sleepturbating. Boy did I hear that the rest the evening.
Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.
Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.
by Ilovecocaine June 2, 2015
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Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.
Dude: Whaddaya mean?
Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.
Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Dude: Whaddaya mean?
Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.
Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
by emuishere December 20, 2009
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The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.
Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
by Kid Knux June 26, 2006
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Get the sleepdurbation mug.Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.
After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.
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