sleepturbation 

the important art of jacking off while sleeping

I was really tired, so I fell asleep. During my nap, my girlfriend walked in and I was sleepturbating. Boy did I hear that the rest the evening.

Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.

sleepturbation by Ilovecocaine June 2, 2015

Sleepturbating 

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

Sleepturbating by emuishere December 20, 2009

Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

sneezturbation 

The act of stimulating one's nasal passge to create a sneeze. The sneeze can be referred as sneezaculation.

I love sneezturbating! My sneezturbation makes me happy.

sneezturbation by bigtreeworld May 14, 2009

sleepdurbation 

similar to sleep walking but masturbating or jacking off instead of walking

i woke up in a sticky spot this morning

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation

sleepdurbation by mountaindewher June 26, 2010

Sleepurbating 

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.

After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.

Sleepurbating by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011

Sleepurbating 

kinda like sleep walking but masturbating

My girlfriend woke me up last night ad told me i was sleepurbating again thats the third time this week

Sleepurbating by Pimpopotamus August 7, 2010