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Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.
Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006
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Sleepsterbaiting 

When one masturbates while asleep, similar to sleepwalking, only more messy
Bob:"Man, family breakfast was so awkward this morning"
Henry:"Why?"
Bob:"I guess my mom walked in on me sleepsterbaiting again"
Henry:"Wow, even in your sleep your the horniest person I know"
Sleepsterbaiting by needledick3000 February 28, 2011

sleepsterbating 

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again
Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while
sleepsterbating by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015

sleeperbation 

When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.
I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.
sleeperbation by BadWolf1337 April 22, 2014

sleepturbation 

the important art of jacking off while sleeping
I was really tired, so I fell asleep. During my nap, my girlfriend walked in and I was sleepturbating. Boy did I hear that the rest the evening.

Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026