slawkward

a combination of the word "slow" and "awkward"; a person who makes others uncomfortable by he/she's lack of personality.

"Jeez Emily TALK, why do you have to be so slawkward!?"

by xrachelmagnoliax August 19, 2008

Slamwarden

A friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. He will protect you from sexual attacks from SlamPigs, SlamHogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.

Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.

Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!

by randomguy72781 September 1, 2011

Lawkward

An adjective that describes the awkward nature of law students. It is often characterized by a law student's inability to properly interact with others in a social setting.

pronounced: law-kward

People at the last bar review were really lawkward.

by UCLA & USC Law 2013 August 18, 2011

Sackwards

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

slackware

A linux distribution distinguished by being particularly "bare-bones" Also well known for good security right out of the box.

My RedHat box got rooted, so I switched to slackware.

by Glyn Devine May 18, 2003

slackware

Better than red hat but harder initaly to learn.

Works great and is recomended greatly in computer security.

by slack July 11, 2003

slackware

The best, fastest, simplest, oldest, most secure, and most UNIX-like distribution of Linux.

I use Slackware on my box. Better dead than Red(Hat)

by RucasRiot February 17, 2004