Stawkward 

(adj.) The phenomenon that occurs whilst scrolling through a persons social media feed, for example Facebook, Twitter, but most commonly Instagram, and you accidentally like or favourite a status or picture that the above person posted a considerable period of time ago.

Man #1: "Dude, I was scrolling through Bridget's Instagram last night and liked her photo from a year ago, and now she refuses to follow me."

Man #2: "Well that's Stawkward!"

Stawkward: Comes from the verb Stalking, which means to pursue or approach stealthily, and also the adjective Awkward, which means causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.

Stawkward by Gazzardo March 3, 2015

Stawkward 

Stawkward - adj. - the awkward moment when you confront someone about stalking you.

"ARE YOU STALKING ME?!"
"Well... this is stawkward."

Stawkward by TheZachalope April 22, 2011

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

Spackward 

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

Squawkward 

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.

In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.

Squawkward by Animorphs: The Radio Drama fan July 7, 2010

stalktard 

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

stalktard by embem April 17, 2008

shmawkward 

(adj.) Synonym for "awkward"; describes a situation which is uncomfortable or embarrassing or a person who is socially inept. Can be shortened "shmawk".

Guy: Your mom was really nice!
Girl: That was my sister..
Guy: Shmawkward..

shmawkward by shmeeble January 25, 2009