Swawkward

Super awkward. So awkward. Incredibly embarrassing or uncomfortable. Strangely creepy.

It was swawkward when my dad started dating my best friend. Especially because he's a guy.

Swawkward by Swawkward Guy May 28, 2017

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

Spackward 

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

Squawkward 

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.

In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.

Squawkward by Animorphs: The Radio Drama fan July 7, 2010

shmawkward 

(adj.) Synonym for "awkward"; describes a situation which is uncomfortable or embarrassing or a person who is socially inept. Can be shortened "shmawk".

Guy: Your mom was really nice!
Girl: That was my sister..
Guy: Shmawkward..

shmawkward by shmeeble January 25, 2009

Stalkward 

When someone reveals information about someone to their face that could only have been garnered via intensely following their activities on social networking sites. Nearly always potentially embarrassing for both parties.

Uhh...sorry how stalkward.

Stalkward by kavdog June 1, 2010

Stalkward 

The sensation of awkwardness that ensues upon running into an individual several times in the course of the day, without intending to, leading to the conclusion by the other party that you are stalking them.

1. "I hadn't seen Amy in weeks, and today I ran into her six times! It was stalkward, man!"

2. "So, I'd never met this guy before, but I've seen him like five times today, it's really stalkward!"

Stalkward by cavecanem January 27, 2010