A friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. He will protect you from sexual attacks from SlamPigs, SlamHogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.
Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.
Sh - Lack - Way - Z
Refers to being proper mutta slack in a way that only the slackest of all hoodrats would understand. Slackwayz is more than a state of mind, its a lifestyle and somewhat a religion to most chronic pot heads. In order to embrace the essence of slackwayz, first one must pass the test which includes, 1: A shot of rum from Caelims personal stash of rum. 2: Let Skittles beat the fuck out of you for 3 minutes or complete a full ab workout with him at the home gym. 3: Let robo give you boots(stomp your fuckin head in) or race him in his 'lux'.
1. 'brah, im proper slackwayz der. pass me the rum Stegz bro'
2. 'Skittles bro, your mutta slackwayz, get back to school'
3. 'Nah dont be slackwayz cunt, have your chobacko you bitch'
All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.
Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must befacing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.