slapse 

The moment lost to the void after getting railed in the face by an object, usually a hand.

"Dude, are you okay? She hit you pretty hard after you complimented her mustache."
"Sorry ... bit of a slapse ... I'm fine."

slapse by Merkin Wrangler July 6, 2022

slapperdoodle 

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

slapperdoodle by drbone August 29, 2013

cell slapped 

An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.

Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!

cell slapped by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Slapper Fockers 

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

Slapper Fockers by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

Slapped By Legal 

Another way of saying 'You will be sued' or 'I am going to get my lawers'
Mostly known from Danny Gonzalez's second channel '2 Danny 2 Furious' video 'getting slapped by legal :/'

"He's about to get slapped by legal for using our face"

Slapped By Legal by MugManNumber932 November 1, 2020

slaps like Smith 

When something is so good that it slaps as hard as Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

Wow, that song slaps like Smith!

slaps like Smith by Bec Sucré October 23, 2023