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slapshot 

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.
Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!
slapshot by The dude January 6, 2005
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SlapShot 

When a man slaps a woman with an erect or semi-erect penis.
Did you hear about Zach pulling a SlapShot on that drunk girl at that party, it was hilarious!
SlapShot by ZStan June 14, 2010

slapshot 

Similar to snap when making fun of a person.
I fucked your sister last night.

Slapshot, biatch!!!
slapshot by Spencer R December 2, 2004

Slapshot a Beer 

To drink a beer quickly and with force. Often specifically, in Canada, Midwestern States or the far Northeast.

Often after playing or during a hockey game, one will slapshot a beer. Often occurring in hockey rink parking lots.
"Let's go slapshot a beer"
Slapshot a Beer by Theresa Menc September 15, 2012

SlapShot Regatta

A duel. Faceoff between two foes. Sometimes in someones basement, sometimes not.
That Carolina Big Cat vs Washington Team game was a back and forth slapshot regatta if I’ve ever seen one. Some serious Wild Cards played critical roles….Cheese burgers nice try guys.
SlapShot Regatta by Scotty Jericho November 21, 2021

SlapShot JackPot 

Hey Brian i found 50 bucks on the ground.... SLAPSHOT JACKPOT

Detroit Slapshot

Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.
"I was taking an order over the phone when he dropped a detroit slapshot on my shoulder."
Detroit Slapshot by Jarjo March 19, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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