7 definitions by Merkin Wrangler
The act of pushing through a difficult task with a forced burst of frenzied energy. An old southern U.S. hillbilly term that spread into certain urban areas with the influx of dying farm communities.
"I don't know what's going on. They got themselves bear-clawed"
"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."
"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."
by Merkin Wrangler January 9, 2019
The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.
by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021
"Dude, are you okay? She hit you pretty hard after you complimented her mustache."
"Sorry ... bit of a slapse ... I'm fine."
"Sorry ... bit of a slapse ... I'm fine."
by Merkin Wrangler July 6, 2022
To screw over someone in an already-shady situation, i.e. not paying a prostitute, a drug dealer shorting a customer, shorting the pay of undocumented/uncontracted laborers, etc.
Trump theft prostitution
Trump theft prostitution
"I need to stop working conventions -- those drunk bastards Trump me more often than not."
"I think your dealer Trumped you, dude. This bag is all stems and seeds."
"I think your dealer Trumped you, dude. This bag is all stems and seeds."
by Merkin Wrangler September 29, 2015
A pair of well-tanned testicles named after Tucker Carlson and his revolutionary scrotum tanning testosterone revitalization technique.
by Merkin Wrangler April 21, 2022
Someone who works in a health care setting in which changing adult diapers is a common requirement, such as a group home for the elderly or IDD (intellectually/developmentally disabled) residents.
by Merkin Wrangler June 6, 2020
Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.
by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021