slap dicks

1. Tha niggaz you hook up wit and shit
2. Everybody else that ain't me

say what the beat is cupcake hows work and every thing tell ya mom what up it was nice seeing her and stuff and it was nice seeing you to 

also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh

by Gabe & Ken August 12, 2008

slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 02, 2003

slap dick

a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.

by Pot Luck McBeer April 01, 2003

Slapping-Dicks

When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.

Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.

by RH9 December 11, 2008

Slap dick

Another way of saying “fuck you”,or it is said when you don’t care about someone or something

Vanessa:”yo do you like Camille Rowe?”
Taylor:”no she can really slap dick.”

by LordFarquad2.0 January 31, 2018

slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003

slap-dick

usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..

John: "hey baby, do have a mirror in your pocket?"

Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."

by Ikaika November 13, 2006