slap-dick
usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..
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slap dick
slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
slap dick by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003
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slap dick by Pot Luck McBeer April 1, 2003
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Slap dick by LordFarquad2.0 January 30, 2018
slap dick
1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus
2. masturbation
3. doofus
slap dick by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
Slap Dick
A game where two or more men put honey or other adhesives on their hands and take turns slapping each other's wangs.
The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.
The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.
For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.
The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.
The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.
For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.
Slap Dick
Slap Dick is a commonly played game where two guys get hard and sit facing one another. They then proceed to switch off slapping each other's dick. The guy whose dick falls off first is the loser. Following the game, the winner may choose to do the victory ritual: pick up the fallen off dick (before it looses to much blood and becomes limp), smack the loser's forehead with said dick and finish by yelling SLAP DICK!
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board chow
A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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A)
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B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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B)
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Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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