When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.
Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-

Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
by Pamphilos October 6, 2017
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