slandy

Although the exact ratio can vary from situation to situation, this is the state one can find oneself in when they are a combination of both SLOPPY (drunk) and RANDY (horny / sexually aroused / it's 2:01 AM and you just don't want to leave the bar alone again). Depending on where you land on this spectrum, or where your friends are trying to warn you that you have landed, you are most likely going to be making either a big mistake very soon, or a big big mistake very soon (read: waking up in the morning with a strobe light ho).

Please note that it is very rare in which being SLANDY in any capacity will result in any kind of story that you would tell your mother about or mention the next time you are giving a talk in church.

"Hey Pamela, it's me. I can't believe I did it again. Everything was going well until Brad from Accounting started buying us all shots and I saw my ex walk in the bar with some cheap looking floozy. I wanted to make him jealous so bad and before I knew it I grabbed Brad and stared making out with him. Next thing I know we are in an Uber on the way to his house. At that point I was SLANDY AF and I was like 'whatever, I can't see straight but I need some action, let's do this.' Anyways, can you please pick me up at Brad's ASAP? I need to sneak out of here before he and his wife wake up. Hurry."

by easy_star August 31, 2023

slandy

An adjective used to describe something that is not quite right or not all there.

That man's mental state is slandy

by Noahgold13 April 6, 2017

SANDYCANE

The Oct.,'12 storm that pummeled the eastern states.

We survived SANDYCANE.

by jpg3 October 28, 2012

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore

A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.

Random Omegle Goer: m23
Me: sandy cheeks cock vore
ROG: tf???

by d0gl0g May 22, 2020

Standy

Short and much more to-the-point form of "standard". Mostly used among highly sophisticated individuals to define and applaud acts of normality. "Standy" can be used as both a noun and an adjective. A common phrase that stems from this term is 'Standy the Boy.'
This idiom does a nice job of simplifying the following: 'Wow, I just acknowledged how typical you are being at this moment and because of this, I will give you my approval and praise!'

Bob: "Hey Jeremy, did the Leafs win today?"
Jeremy: "They almost came back in the 3rd"
Bob: "Standy"

Alex: "I just got 100% on my chemistry midterm!"
Tyler: "Standy the boy!"

Hans: "Shit I just found out my midterm is in 3 hours"
Gordon: "Whoa, are you gonna study for it?"
Hans: "Nope gonna pull a standy"

by standy boy June 2, 2011

cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017

Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

by The Chenneth February 7, 2019