d0gl0g's definitions

Midair refuel

when you drink water whilst taking a piss.

sometimes, at 4 am, I do a midair refuel to save time.

by d0gl0g August 10, 2019

Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

shitty krinkles

When there's shit caked to your foreskin after anal sex.

Bruh, that hooker gave me some serious shitty krinkles.

by d0gl0g June 29, 2019

Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore

A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.

Random Omegle Goer: m23
Me: sandy cheeks cock vore
ROG: tf???

by d0gl0g May 22, 2020

Mid-air refueling

pissing while drinking water

I did some Mid-air refueling last night at 3 AM after beating my meat.

by d0gl0g September 4, 2019