Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

by d0gl0g November 24, 2019

Mid-air refueling

pissing while drinking water

I did some Mid-air refueling last night at 3 AM after beating my meat.

by d0gl0g September 04, 2019

Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

by d0gl0g November 24, 2019

Midair refuel

when you drink water whilst taking a piss.

sometimes, at 4 am, I do a midair refuel to save time.

by d0gl0g August 11, 2019

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore

A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.

Random Omegle Goer: m23
Me: sandy cheeks cock vore
ROG: tf???

by d0gl0g May 22, 2020

shitty krinkles

When there's shit caked to your foreskin after anal sex.

Bruh, that hooker gave me some serious shitty krinkles.

by d0gl0g June 29, 2019