Definitions by d0gl0g

hose goat 

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

hose goat by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore

A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.

Random Omegle Goer: m23
Me: sandy cheeks cock vore
ROG: tf???

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore by d0gl0g May 22, 2020

Weak squid 

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

Weak squid by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

Piss Fork 

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

Piss Fork by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

Mid-air refueling 

pissing while drinking water

I did some Mid-air refueling last night at 3 AM after beating my meat.

Mid-air refueling by d0gl0g September 4, 2019

Midair refuel 

when you drink water whilst taking a piss.

sometimes, at 4 am, I do a midair refuel to save time.

Midair refuel by d0gl0g August 10, 2019

shitty krinkles 

When there's shit caked to your foreskin after anal sex.

Bruh, that hooker gave me some serious shitty krinkles.

shitty krinkles by d0gl0g June 29, 2019