skiine 

slang upstate New York word for cocaine.

Hey Nathan r u getting skiined tonight?

Fuck yeah, Im getting skined to my brine.

skiine by bagel bomb May 11, 2008

skinema 

Skinema, a portmanteau of skin and cinema.

Nick: I thought you guys were at a cool high school party.
Val: We did make an appearance, grabbed some tit. That part was rad. But when you get to be our age, you'll see those parties, they're full of fakers, they're full of skanks.
Andrew: Would you two care to play some "Hooker Killer: Vatican City" with us?
Kurt: Game's for babies. You guys want to see some real sex?
Nick: We already saw your neighbors.
Val: We're talking about one of the greatest pornographic works in the history of skinema. It stars the Italian Stallion himself, Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
Maury: Oh, that's my buddy Frank's brother.
Val: Did it before he was famous.
Kurt: Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.

skinema by natalie portmanteaux July 3, 2023

Non-skiing nation 

Used to define the heritage of a person or object that originates from a country or region that never scores any gold medals in the winter Olympics.

Police: Could you identify the suspect?
Witness: It was hard to see in the dark, but he was definitely from a non-skiing nation.

Non-skiing nation by GretaGrease April 13, 2021

Jeff Skinner jackpot 

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pickle skinner 

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.

Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.

pickle skinner by Meatneck December 25, 2020

International Stockholm Invaders Skiing 

A Cross Country Skiing team, based in Stockholm, Sweden.

The International Stockholm Invaders Skiing team had their first training camp of 2017 in Orsa.

International Stockholm Invaders Skiing by I-T-B February 3, 2017

nordic skiing 

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)

i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!

nordic skiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010