The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.
The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.
The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
by cRAZY kooT August 29, 2002
The new sport in the action sports community. Skiing is just as awesome and fun as snowboarding. People who think skiing is for faggots need to grow up.
Person 1: I used to think skiing was totally gay, but then I watched some sweet skiing videos online and I realized that its just as good a snowboarding.
by TheMatT February 28, 2012
The flippin best sport out there. Anyone can learn it but few can master it. Tons of different disciplines including ski jump moguls slalom alpine slope style and more. ⛷⛷⛷🎿🎿🎿
Skiing is the best!
by Jsh82 October 14, 2020
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
by (***AnonymouslyAnonymous***) July 26, 2019
A slang term for a sex position. Just like how skiers attach their skis to their boots or shoes, in this case, the guy would be the ski and the girl will be "skiing" on top of him by attaching herself to his dick then holding on to something while moving in a "skiing" position. The things that skiers hold in their hand are called "poles" so while the girl is doing this, she can hold on to actual poles (being the bed) or the guys arms.
"Gurrrrl, last nite, guess what I did with my bf?" said Meshala. "What did you do gurl?" asked her homegurl Tarnesha. "We were skiing last nite gurl!" "Oh! Where?" "Gurl, not where, on him gurl!" "Oh snap, you betta tell me how to do this gurrrrl!"
by CreativeGurl19 March 09, 2014
Dude i was skiing last night it was fuckin intense.
pt. Dude skied like 4 times last night... impressive as fuck!
pt. Dude skied like 4 times last night... impressive as fuck!
by S3ñ0r Bl@ñc0 May 25, 2010