Skampi

a total fucking loser who has no life and you cant have a conversation with them, without them turning words dirty, and is always saying after every question you ask: 'ya mom' or 'up your ass'

(1)
person 1:What time is it?
person 2 (skampi): ya mom

(2)
person 1:where's my book gone?
person 2 (skampi): up your ass.

(3)
person 1: Oh, look Jack's comming.
person 2 (skampi): eewwww Jack's CUMming! how do you know??? you shouldn't be looking! hahah!

Skampi by woolski December 31, 2008

food-stamping 

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.

Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.

food-stamping by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

Skampiz 

An individual who beholds the qualities of a skampiz. He/she is just "that guy." You know them when you see them.

Did you meet Ray? Absolute Skampiz amirite?

Skampiz by YubYub the Kool April 12, 2019

Shampiddle 

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.

I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?

Shampiddle by Telephony October 23, 2010

Shampiss 

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.

Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.

Shampiss by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011

Swampination 

A special attack move, where one headbangs/headbutts with intent to injure.

Man, Kyle used the Swampination attack last night at Thrash of the Titans!

Swampination by Swampination October 22, 2017

Spampire 

A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.

Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.

Spampire by Whodang October 25, 2012