a total fucking loser who has no life and you cant have a conversation with them, without them turning words dirty, and is always saying after every question you ask: 'ya mom' or 'up your ass'
(1)
person 1:What time is it?
person 2 (skampi): ya mom
(2)
person 1:where's my book gone?
person 2 (skampi): up your ass.
(3)
person 1: Oh, look Jack's comming.
person 2 (skampi): eewwww Jack's CUMming! how do you know??? you shouldn't be looking! hahah!
person 1:What time is it?
person 2 (skampi): ya mom
(2)
person 1:where's my book gone?
person 2 (skampi): up your ass.
(3)
person 1: Oh, look Jack's comming.
person 2 (skampi): eewwww Jack's CUMming! how do you know??? you shouldn't be looking! hahah!
by woolski December 31, 2008
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by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018
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by YubYub the Kool April 12, 2019
Get the Skampiz mug.The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.
I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?
by Telephony October 23, 2010
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Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.
by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011
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Get the Swampination mug.A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.
Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.
by Whodang October 25, 2012
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