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a total fucking loser who has no life and you cant have a conversation with them, without them turning words dirty, and is always saying after every question you ask: 'ya mom' or 'up your ass'
person 1:What time is it?
person 2 (skampi): ya mom

person 1:where's my book gone?
person 2 (skampi): up your ass.

person 1: Oh, look Jack's comming.
person 2 (skampi): eewwww Jack's CUMming! how do you know??? you shouldn't be looking! hahah!
by woolski July 12, 2007
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