Shampiss 

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.

Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.

Shampiss by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011

Shampiss 

v. When an almost-empty bottle of shampoo is turned upside-down, and the shampoo that collects at the bottom spills out too fast when it's opened.

n. A practical joke involving urinating in another person's shampoo bottle. Also see shampee.

1. "God, I hate when I'm low on shampoo. I have to turn the bottle upside down."
"This is a problem how?"
"Well when I open the bottle, it tends to shampiss all over."

2. "That jackoff slept with my sister and never called her, so I made him some shampiss when I asked to use his bathroom yesterday. Serves him right."

Shampiss by Pinkey_Sherbet July 14, 2009

Shampiss

The type of shampoo stinky ass bitches use if they even shower, making their hair reek of piss.

A:"Dude, this nigga is using mega knight."
B:"He probably uses shampiss."

Shampiss by Lebron James Penis Licker November 17, 2025

Shampiss

Shampiss is the term for pissing inside of a shampoo bottle at your or someone else’s bathroom and using it yourself or making other people use it while it is actually 50% piss.

This word originates from reggae style ai meme songs mostly used in videos of the game clash royale with one of the songs mentioning “hyperbait” a type of deck in clash royale, these songs also might mention other memed things like diddy, Epstein, and 911.

“I pissed in a shampoo bottle and called it shampiss”

“Bro this guy is maining hyperbait, he must use shampiss and goon to P.E.K.K.A”

Shampiss by AJarchyYT January 30, 2026

Shampiss

Shampiss is the term for pissing inside of a shampoo bottle at your or someone else’s bathroom and using it yourself or making other people use it while it is actually 50% piss.

This word originates from reggae style ai meme songs mostly used in videos of the game clash royale with one of the songs mentioning “hyperbait” a type of deck in clash royale, these songs also might mention other memed things like diddy, Epstein, and 911.

“I pissed in a shampoo bottle and called it shampiss”

“Bro this guy is maining hyperbait, he must use shampiss and goon to P.E.K.K.A”

Shampiss by AJarchyYT January 30, 2026

big shampies 

shampies but bigger

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa

big shampies by warbumbo April 8, 2021

shampussy

When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.

Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.

shampussy by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021