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med-sturbation 

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.
med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009
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sturbing 

to masturbate violently but you say this because you are afraid of the word wank
gonna go home and sturb over that fine ass duchess tubgirl
sturbing by original nuttah March 24, 2003
An exceptionally or unusually good looking guy.
look at Jon, he is such a sturby.
sturby by Jepar June 25, 2005

Saturbating 

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009

Shiturbation 

Taking shits are boring, so I decided try my hand shiturbation to make it more fun.
Shiturbation by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010

shiturbate 

Thomas missed the meeting because he decided to shiturbate.
shiturbate by Fuzzy Buttons December 15, 2013
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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