Sturb 

Dirty slang for masturbate.

Made popular by the feature film, Whipped.

Vince - "hey Chad, me and the bro's are gonna bro out, you in?"
Chad - "Nahhhh broheim, gonna sturb for a few hours."

Sturb by Drewbatooba June 12, 2008

Sturb 

The noun form of "disturbing". Another synonmym for sturb is "disturb".

"Man, why are you being such a sturb right now? I'm really not happy with you..."

"Ahhh! That is a true sturb over there... its so wierd!"

Sturb by Roger Soles July 16, 2006

sturb comp 

Sturb Comp: to curb stomp someone so fiercely you mess up your own speaking/pronunciation abilities

"If you keep talking shit, I'm going to sturb comp you into hell."
"Do you mean curb stomp?"
"No, I mean sturb comp."

sturb comp by jamesladida21 November 22, 2014

ninja sturb 

Combining the skills of a Ninja and the pleasure of sturbing, a ninja sturb is a stealth sturb. Often used when your roommates are in the room or just for the challenge.

My roommate came home early so I had to ninja sturb while he wasn't looking.

I ninja sturbed while watching a movie with my girlfriend, that way I could call her ugly her when she couldn't get me up later.

ninja sturb by braunbj October 26, 2004

snurb 

Snurb, a portmanteau of snob and urbanite.

Larissa: "Hey, guys, sorry-- I had to stay late at school. We had a bullying lesson. From me." (blowing raspberries three times)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "What the hell was that?"
Patty: "Our handshake. Love it or lick it, snurb."
Louise: "Hey, I love it already, snurb." (blows raspberry)
Patty: "No, it's like this." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "Aah! That's awesome! Do it again!"
Patty: "All right. Rock and roll." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"

snurb by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2023

Starbomb 

A holy shit amazing album about Nintendo games by Egoraptor And Ninja Sex Party.
There has been one album at the time of this definition, but there is going to be another/more.

Dude, I just bought the new Starbomb album!

Starbomb by RoundedColt8 July 16, 2014

sourbagel

it is a stinky pussy

man she's got a mad sourbagel!!!!!

sourbagel by thatawesomekid July 31, 2011