shiturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Thomas missed the meeting because he decided to shiturbate.

by Fuzzy Buttons December 15, 2013

Shiturbate

Beating your meat and taking a crap at the same time. The most efficient thing to do after a long day.

Bro I was so tired after practice, I Shiturbated before I took a nap.

by fat stinker May 3, 2022

Shitsturbate

To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.

After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

by vink pink February 10, 2005

Sadturbate

Masturbating while sad

My girlfriend broke up with me today. I sadturbated three times.

by Tubbyfatty October 19, 2014

Shiturbation

The act of masturbation while taking a shit.

Taking shits are boring, so I decided try my hand shiturbation to make it more fun.

by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010

shaturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny

by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014