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when someone with no ma (mother) masturbates

Tragically, my mom died last week. From now on I will have no choice but to sturbate.

Sturbate by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

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Sturbate

Masturbation when it is performed by a person who has no Ma.

Ma died of heart disease last night. Guess I'll just have to sturbate from now on.

Sturbate by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

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sturbate

When someone who doesn't have a Ma (mom) masturbates

My mom died last night. Guess I'll just have to sturbate from now on.

sturbate by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

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sturbate

When someone who has no ma (mom) masturbates.

My mom died last night. I guess I'll just have to sturbate from here on.

sturbate by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

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e-sturbate

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.

oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.

e-sturbate by bradingna July 28, 2006

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med-sturbation

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

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cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.

James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.

cube-sterbate by RK64 September 26, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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