Sturbate

when someone with no ma (mother) masturbates

Tragically, my mom died last week. From now on I will have no choice but to sturbate.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

Sturbate

Masturbation when it is performed by a person who has no Ma.

Ma died of heart disease last night. Guess I'll just have to sturbate from now on.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

sturbate

When someone who doesn't have a Ma (mom) masturbates

My mom died last night. Guess I'll just have to sturbate from now on.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

sturbate

When someone who has no ma (mom) masturbates.

My mom died last night. I guess I'll just have to sturbate from here on.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

e-sturbate

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.

oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.

by bradingna July 28, 2006

med-sturbation

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.

James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.

by RK64 September 26, 2006