Sturbate

when someone with no ma (mother) masturbates

Tragically, my mom died last week. From now on I will have no choice but to sturbate.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

-sturbation

A suffix indicating that an awesome time was had. Popularized by SMBC comics.

"I just had a cock-sturbation!"

by DMeisterMan May 11, 2010

med-sturbation

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

by Mark H August 25, 2004

Cry-sturbation

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

by Florida Dwarf Killer March 04, 2011

Pac-sturbating

The act of playing Pac-Man or Ms.Pac-Man while masturbating.

I couldn't decide whether to play Pac-Man or masturbate, so I ended up pac-sturbating.

by Izmar July 12, 2010

mime-sturbation

a deliberately half-hearted performance of masturbation, executed at the behest of a sexual partner for whom this is an alleged turn on

yeah, i ended up doing a mime-sturbation because he kept bugging me to, saying it would excite him

by beebeediva August 08, 2011