kevin's definitions

hat

To everyone else: A covering for the head.
To parents: A magical cham that prevents people from getting colds.

Mom: Where's your hat?
Me: I wear a hood
Mom: That's not good enough
(tanslation: nothing but a hat can ward off the evil of colds)

by Kevin July 27, 2008

skinny walker

A novajo belief of a being with a soul but no physical body, said to be a carrier of souls between the plane of the mortal and spiritual world. They are supposed to be the shape of a man, with a wolves face and bare skin, odd jointed, they arent mean to cause harm but it is said if their path is disturbed or interrupted they can turn your world upside down with havoc.

The skinny walkers are the one's who walk between worlds with a destined path.

by Kevin July 11, 2006

White Trash Princess

A female of caucasian decent. Normally found in trailor parks, very small towns, or working at Wal-Mart. Must either by attractive in a white trash way or at one time was attractive, but due to a diet of beer and fried chicken, no longer is.
She usually has the best trailor in the park.

"Hey Bubba, that Billy-Jean is one fine white trash princess. If we were closer related I'd hit that."

by Kevin June 18, 2006

meh

An adjective, describing an outcome that is less then then perfect, but still acceptable. Also a exclamation of boredom.

"Taco bell didn't have the bread to make crunchwraps, my favorite thing to get, MEH"

*5 minutes of silence*

"MEH"

Extreme examples can be used such as "MEH ****ING MEH"

by Kevin June 18, 2006

day load

when you set aside a day to drink from morning until evening. It is best used when a day of the week, such as a Wednesday is set aside, rather than the weekend.

"We should both take off this Tuesday and do a day load!"

by Kevin June 19, 2006

forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.

post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.

by Kevin June 19, 2006

red screamer

red shiny cock usually held at the base, found in "hustler" magazines. EEEEEEEEPPPP

he squeezed his red screamer, before ramming it in tamanta

by Kevin June 19, 2006