Bot

A forceful carrier of the odds.

That dumb bitch who gave me herpes was a bot.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

fool's errand

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job

Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails

by Kevin April 11, 2005

goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 04, 2003

omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008

professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

by Kevin May 17, 2004

flare

a break dancing move that involves swinging the legs around in a circle

flares rule, max can do a flare

by kevin May 01, 2003

super

1)A word meaning good or exellent, hasn't been used seriously in decades
2)short for Supervisor

Gee whiz buddies, that'd be super!

My super's been completely breathing down my neck ever since he caught me looking at porn.

by Kevin March 24, 2005