kevin's definitions

zap

a word used by skater kids to define when they think a person is gay. They will often tell the "gay-ee" that they want to write zap on their arm has a right of passage into their 'group'. However, once other skater kids sees the ZAP written on the arm, they are rude to the kid.

Dave was a nice non-gay young man, but Andy thought to himself "Man, that guy is one nasty fag!" and Andy tricked Dave into letting Andy write ZAP on his forearm. Then Dave was teased.

by Kevin February 9, 2005

Homies

Friends, dudes, guys, buddies, pals, amigos, bros, chill partners.

When it was time to go I kissed the homies as is custom.

by Kevin December 11, 2019

alice in chains

One of the most unique and original bands of all time; innovators of grunge rock

I used to think Nirvana was the shit, until I realized how fucking inferior in talent and performance they are to Alice In Chains.

by Kevin May 30, 2003

day load

when you set aside a day to drink from morning until evening. It is best used when a day of the week, such as a Wednesday is set aside, rather than the weekend.

"We should both take off this Tuesday and do a day load!"

by Kevin June 19, 2006

bubcus

Rubbish, dumb, not right, untrue, a lie. Need I say more?

Person 1: Command and Conquer Generals had the best intro ever!
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.

by Kevin September 3, 2006

Star Wars

the best movies ever made.. well only the first 3 the episodes sucked major ass. the only super si-fi films you can watch with out being a dork/nerd/geek

i just saw the empire striks back.. and i makes me feel like watching one of the episodes.. nahh.

by kevin February 29, 2004

Puppy Cup

Method Of Masturbation Where One Cups His Balls With Back Of Hand And Ejaculates On To His Face..

Mike's Flacid For Life. He Will Never Experience Puppy Cupping.

by Kevin January 26, 2004