kevin's definitions

assticle

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.

God, billy is such an assticle to mike.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

druth

Thirst due to excessive alcoholic drinking

Scottish slang

I have a wee bit of a druth as a result of last night's beer tasting event.

by Kevin April 16, 2004

10-in-1

n. a word used for a tool that is such a tool that he/she could be seen as the man's bitch. Comes from the idea of a "supertool" that has ten functions.

My sister is such a tool, she's got everything from a powersander to a flathead, she's such a 10-in-1

by Kevin May 13, 2005

Cold Ear

(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear

"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"

"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"

by Kevin November 14, 2004

riff raffer

A lazy fuck.

Anthony.

by Kevin June 24, 2003

up in them guts

Used by guys referring to his penis being buried in a womans vagina to the hilt or up in them guts.

I was buried so deep in her I was up in them guts.

by Kevin February 22, 2005

strong safety

the kunal khandekar from FOLSOM

my roommate from FOLSOM

by kevin September 23, 2004