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Dude, you must have some major balls to fuck that shit
by Kevin December 08, 2002

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Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.
“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis
by Kevin December 03, 2004

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Two words that contradict each other.
AOL High-Speed
by Kevin November 17, 2003

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1. One of 2 new shows that has dragged ABC out of the gutter (the other one being Desperate Housewives) to become one of the most promising channels on network TV. It's about a group of plane crash survivors on a deserted island, and nobody is who they seem to be. Oh, and there's a 30-foot monster and a psycho French chick roaming the island too.

2. When you have no idea where the fuck you are.
1. There are numerous conspiracy theroies about the characters on Lost.

2. Never get lost in the streets of Camden, NJ at night with white skin, a fancy car, and no firearms.
by Kevin March 11, 2005

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A female of caucasian decent. Normally found in trailor parks, very small towns, or working at Wal-Mart. Must either by attractive in a white trash way or at one time was attractive, but due to a diet of beer and fried chicken, no longer is.
She usually has the best trailor in the park.
"Hey Bubba, that Billy-Jean is one fine white trash princess. If we were closer related I'd hit that."
by Kevin June 16, 2006

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Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.
There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.
by Kevin December 30, 2003

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Where I live. The greatest state in the nation, with the greatest hockey team in North America, the Devils. And the factories are only in the semi-circles around New York and Philadelphia-the rest is pure bliss. Plus, this state is home to one of the greatest universities in the world, Princeton University. NJ rules!!!
Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo!
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?
by Kevin October 02, 2003

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