kevin's definitions

got chili'd

when one party deficates on the other party in one way or the other.

:i got chili'd by lauren...
:thats fucking gross.

by kevin February 9, 2005

lacrosse

1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.

Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.

Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.

Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!

by Kevin January 13, 2009

fullovum

The process by which a person, or a Hannah exploits their own ability to be full of awesome ideas.

"Gee whiz you sure have some great ideas!"

"I know, I know.. i'm so fullovum!"

by Kevin July 22, 2004

barre

Town in Vermont full of white people (mostly rednecks) that have no clue of the outside world

I can't stand the people in Barre, VT

by Kevin May 2, 2003

fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

bronco

Ford's fullsize suv counter part to the K5 blazer, 4wd vehicle convertible, later on came in eddie bauer, eventually the downsize version took over much like the s10 for k5, becoming the bronco II, the bronco, like its chevrolet cousin would share the same fate of extinction.

Nice bronco, does it have 4wd?

by Kevin January 26, 2005

Banfu

b*tch ass n*gga f*ck u

instead of saying the whole thing just say banfu

by Kevin May 1, 2006