kevin's definitions

Monkey

XaK

That guy looks like a XaK.

athletics.wlu.edu/baseball/pictures/bausch.jpg

by Kevin October 28, 2003

hershey mark

1. When you don't wipe your ass good and a brown mark of shit is left on your underwear like melted hershey chocolate.

2. Also known as a skid mark.

Donovan didn't wipe his ass good and later found a hershey mark on his Batman underwear.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

by Kevin November 23, 2003

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

qq

Crying
-a response to something that makes you cry

Shaniqua: You're stupid
Bob: qq

by Kevin December 22, 2003

iPox

A contagious "disease" in which someone, normally an unsuspecting bystander, is struck with the relentless urge to buy an iPod.

My sister just bought an iPod, she's caught the iPox!

by kevin December 26, 2005