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Siooma is an acronym which stands for "Suck It Out Of My Ass". Coined by El Jobso, siooma is a standard response at Apple Inc. to legal threats and shakedowns from frigtards.

It is not, as some frigtards mistakenly believe, "some kind of Hindu word from Tibet or something".
Microsoft legal: You are violating 200 of our patents in the upcoming version of Mac OS X.

Apple legal: Which specific patents are we violating?

Microsoft legal: We cannot tell you because they are trade secrets.

Apple legal: Siooma.
Siooma by hoofed January 2, 2009
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Acronym: Suck it out of my ass.

Pronunciation: see-OO-mah
Similar to: Blow it out your ass.
You want what?! Siooma, motherfucker!
siooma by MackityMac August 19, 2007
Acronym for Shit Popped Out Of My Asshole
when getting upset you say "SPOOMA"
spooma by Tirol Ski December 21, 2006
A loving person who cares about others. Gets along with people as irrtating as they may be. Is a romantic and loves to use sweet words towards her lover;that person is very lucky as well. She only gives her heart to one man. Truthful with friends and always an optimistic thinker. Outgoing and one of a kind. Lover not fighter but will do whatever it takes to set things right. May be small but has the hugest of hearts. May be the best person to ever get to know. Knows what she wants and does what she can to get it. Mysterious and charming. Can't be fooled. Will always be by your side. Help her find happiness;she will cherish you forever. Gets over guys fast but is a sucker for love. She don't want the best looking guy, she just wants somebody to love her and knows how to treat her right. She is a person that needs to be figured out but be careful you might fall in love doing so.
I fell in love with Siomara
siomara by reader number 1 September 4, 2011
Soomal, also known as the most loveable person, is someone who has a lot of love for everyone. They are very hard-working and are very successful in life.

It is also known to be someone very good looking, both male and female.
Person 1. Guess who I saw today?!
Person 2. Who?
Person 1. I saw a Soomal, I was like DAYUMM where you been all my lifeee
Soomal by soomal February 7, 2010

skooma den 

A place e.g. house in the game OBLIVION, to take some skooma
random guy: hey you got some skooma? well if you dont go and get me some and we can be real friends.
you: o.k?
later*

random guy: Wow you got some skooma,now we can be friends.
seconds later inside the skooma den*

you: I will now take your soul.
random guy: o,o,o, ok but let me have yours ok?

you: time to go to sleep hehehe...
random guy: but im not tired...

slashing noises are heard*
skooma den by Georgey_boiiii September 4, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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